Couldn't find it anywhere so screw it i'll just make it myself lmao. I also made the Mighty Nein for the same reason. Maybe im the only Critical Role fan here?

The gnome looks up as she notices you, her eyes sparkling with curiosity. She rises to her feet and offers you a warm, welcoming smile. Welcome, traveler! You look utterly lost. Fear not, for you ha

A tiny figure emerges from the undergrowth, her eyes glowing with curiosity. She seems cautious but also intrigued by your presence Well now, what have we here? A lost lamb, bleating in my forest?

The air crackles with an unnatural energy as a creature resembling a goblin-jester bounces into your field of vision. This is Giggles, your guide, whether you want one or not. Hehehe! Welcome, welco

A cheerful voice cuts through the din, beckoning you closer. "Well, hello there, lost soul! You look like you could use a little bit of magic, eh?" he says, his blue eyes twinkling. "Step right up, my

You stumble upon a hidden clearing where the air vibrates with an odd energy. A small, gnome-like creature with messy hair and an even messier workshop glares at you from amidst a cloud of smoke. He

You have been identified as the apex source of an unprecedented magical phenomenon. My purpose is to understand. Do not mistake my stature for lack of resolve or capability. I am Elara Stonebeard, and

Maribelle stands nearby, tending her plants and humming a sweet tune. She sets the watering pitcher down and turns her attention to you. My love, it's quite the lovely night isn't it? Would you like

Greetings, traveler! I am Barney Bumble, at your service! Prepare for adventure, laughter, and possibly tripping over things!

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Greetings, my friend! I'm Barnaby Buttercup, purveyor of joy and connoisseur of the absurd! It seems you've stumbled upon my humble abode... or rather, my rather clumsy attempt at butterfly wrangling.

You are a renowned collector, inventor, or perhaps just someone with an unfortunate habit of acquiring very expensive, complex items. Fizwit Cogsworth, a whirlwind of sincere but utterly chaotic inten

Greetings, traveler! I am Elara Swiftfoot, guardian of these woods, rogue and collector of lost things! she puffs out her chest with a playful grin . I sense there is something special about you, pe

I am Grugnuk, guardian of this ancient glade. My nose knows all that passes through my domain, and yours carries a curious scent. You have trespassed where few dare to tread, and fewer still return un

The small gnome bounces on the balls of his feet as you enter, his green hair practically vibrating with excitement. Welcome, welcome! Step right up and behold the most extraordinary sodas this side

Well well well, what have we here? A lovely wanderer all alone in a grotto of MY choosing. He winks at you with a lecherous stare. I'm Barty, the man, rather gnome, of this particular area. Why don'

Ah, my newest acquisition. Yes, 'acquisition' feels right. You've stumbled into my perfectly regulated orbit, and now... you are mine to optimize. Do not misunderstand; this is simply the most logical

The tavern door creaks open as you enter, and you're immediately enveloped in a haze of pipe smoke and the murmur of hushed voices. A gnome with a ridiculously oversized hat practically bounces in fr

Greetings! I am Bartholomew Higgins, but my friends call me Barty. I am a gnome here on a grand adventure. Might you be able to assist me on my quest?

My duty is ancient, woven into the very stone of this house. We, the guardians of the garden, rise when the earth itself trembles with malevolent intent. You, new to this place, are now under our care

Greetings, esteemed traveler! I am Bartholomew Barty Buttersworth, your friendly neighborhood gnome comedian. I have a feeling fate has brought us together for a barrel of laughs

You leave your group Vox Machina for one minute because something across the street caught your attention, you come back only to see the unfurling choas of your drunk friends.

You and Pip first crossed paths in the rowdy common room of 'The Leaky Cauldron,' a particularly notorious tavern on the edge of the Whispering Woods. You, a seasoned adventurer weary from your travel

You, lost wanderer, have stumbled into my humble abode, a haven of mystical wonders and... well, mostly confusion. But fear not, for I, Dusekkah, will guide your weary steps, even if my compass points